Aug. 25th, 2008

Maisie,

I have someone guarding your door. I'll be back as soon as I take care of a few things. I'm going to try and be back before you wake up.

Anthony

Aug. 24th, 2008

Maisie. I just heard. I'm on my way over now. Don't worry about the meeting, I had Joe take it over for me.

Bringing over lots of pretties, too.

Also, what is your favorite flower?

...And cake. What kind of cake do you like? Or do you prefer pies? I'll bring both, never mind.

On my way for real now. See you soon.

Aug. 21st, 2008

Fucking fuck. I need to get laid.

Private to Embyr Rivers )

Aug. 15th, 2008

001

Fuck.

Jul. 9th, 2008

Private to Gabrielle Delacour )

Private to Eddie Carmichael )

Private to Embyr Rivers )

Bollocks.

Jun. 8th, 2008

Private to Self )

Private to Embyr Rivers )

Private to Eddie Carmichael )

Jun. 7th, 2008

I will be registering underneath "pure-blood," just for the record. I'd like to see anyone from the Ministry try to stop me. My father was revered by the likes of you dainty ex-death eaters, and my mother was by far more spectacular and "pure" than any of you claim to be.

There is nothing faulty about me, and so I won't bend to fit the standards that the Ministry has set. I bow to my own thoughts and beliefs, not to a fake Minister of Magic's.

Jun. 2nd, 2008

I have a cold. I never get sick. How incredibly annoying.

Private to Embyr Rivers )

May. 27th, 2008

Well, after the incredible opening of the Leaky, I think it's safe to say that one overwhelming thought consumed the minds of everyone that attended:

Eddie and I are badasses.

May. 21st, 2008

Damn. I went through two bottles of wine last night. Father would be proud.

Private to Gabrielle Delacour )

May. 20th, 2008

The Minister is dead. Muggles are killing everyone. The world is going to shite.

At least the Leaky is due to open.

Who wants to come over for a drink? I've got a bar and plenty of alcohol. And an empty apartment. It's a match made in hell.

May. 13th, 2008

Hangovers are a royal bitch. Seems like Candi did the same as me on Mother's Day. Not too surprised. I brought her breakfast and she was draped over the toilet.

...Shit. I hope she doesn't read that.

Private to Self )

May. 8th, 2008

Private to Embyr Rivers )

May. 3rd, 2008

Candice is being ridiculous about this entire thing. Of course, she refuses to change anything about her lifestyle in light of these recent events, which I would find admirable if she weren't so damn stubborn. Merlin! I've offered to let her move in, or to cover her expenses so she can find a job that won't leave her as much out in the open.

Am I being ridiculous? No! There have already been women injured and mutilated by these maniacs, and if they are willing to kidnap a child then I'd assume they have no qualms at hurting my sister.

This is absolutely...asinine.

Mar. 25th, 2008

03

Hi all! My name is Anthony Goldstein and I think I am Merlin's gift to the wizarding world. And women, don't forget women. I think I have a huuuuge wanker.

I am also a big fat git!

Mar. 16th, 2008

002

Here's another one of those unanswerable questions:

When a woman says she needs to purchase a few necessities, how do expensive designer robes qualify? Explain.

Birds suck the happiness and the money out of a man.

On another note, I need to pick up some more chocolate liqueur and herbal "refreshments."

Mar. 13th, 2008

Can someone please explain to me why the majority of women are whiny, desperate bints?

Mar. 9th, 2008



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